it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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