Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
The power of my boobs compel you
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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