Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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