ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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