I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I just forgot I was standing up.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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