heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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