Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
