AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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