I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Operation Purity has been aborted
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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