Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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