Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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