Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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