what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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