Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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