i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I have aggressive nipples.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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