So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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