just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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