he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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