I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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