I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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