i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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