He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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