So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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