"it" just moved
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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