Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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