how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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