Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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