If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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