Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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