Got a toothbrush?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I could have mohawked her pubes.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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