Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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