How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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