The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
