oh god the rape fog is back!
just tell him i said nine months
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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