I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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