We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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