we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I have already put on my inside pants.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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