So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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