Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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