There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Come on in and take your pants off
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