i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
