Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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