..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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