Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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