Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
