Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Randomize
