It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
