why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
you made out with another girl for some wings
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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