Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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