Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I cockslap morals
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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