You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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