i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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