just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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