i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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